For those of you who are already up in my business on a regular basis, you know what my day job is. For those of you who aren't: I am a professional wrangler of savage and ferocious wildlife. In other words, I teach high school. Now it just so happens this term, I've got a group of really awesome kids - bright, fun, great senses of humor. ( Read more... )

{The Seussification of Every LJ Idol Flamewar Ever}
( Big ol' graphic )

Trolls and flamewars. They go together like bread and butter, like LJ and error messages, like the NSA and your deepest, darkest secrets.

Of course, we all know how to spot a troll, right? Something like this, perhaps?

( Graphics! Trollolol )

It's Week 0 in Ell Jay Idol land, and this week, we've been tasked with writing an intro post for a fellow competitor. I chose lrig-rorrim, may god have mercy on her soul, and after many sleepless nights of wire tapping, dumpster diving, and selling internal organs and\or Nintendo cheat codes on the black market in exchange for sensitive information, here's ( Read more... )

porn.this.way n. 1. a volatile creature of unknown planetary origin whose presence is known to disrupt the harmony of local ecosystems. 2. a shameless purveyor of immature jokes and ridiculous puns who rides through the streets of LJ on a horse she stole from some guy named Pestilence because she figured she could do the job way better than he ever ( Read more... )